Just For Laugh!!

Stress Reliever # 1

Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at

your picture and the problem disappears.

Hubby: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem

can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever # 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles

and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or

troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever # 3

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to

give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever # 4

Wife: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"

Husband: "Golfing with friends, my dear."

Wife : "What? At 2 a.m?!"

Husband: "Yes, We used night clubs."

Stress Reliever # 5

A newly married man asked his wife, Would you have married me if my

father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER

WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE."

Stress Reliever # 6

Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever # 7

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.

"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in a 1932 Rolls

Royce."

 "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"

"He is the original owner."

Stress Reliever # 8

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was

still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were

getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the

following inscription on her tombstone: "Born as a virgin, lived as a

virgin,died as a virgin." Not long after, the old maid died peacefully,

and the undertaker told these men what the lady had said.

The men went to carve it in, but being the lazy no-goods they were,

they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply

wrote:

"Returned unopened."

Stress Reliever # 9

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".

My father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Stress Reliever # 10

Interviewer: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you

married her?"

>Millionaire: "A Billionaire."